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December 19, 2006

Truth or Consequences

I'm reading Jurisimprudence, which contains some hysterical "laws" related to fandom in certain corners of the 'net and I came across this gem which cracked me up:

Truth: actual objective fact that exists independent of popular opinion. eg; the sky is blue, dinosaurs are extinct, the internet is full of idiots.

Consensus: what most members of a given group seem to agree on. eg; Elijah Wood is gay, carbs are evil, The Princess Diaries II was worth paying ten bucks to see.

Those who confuse the two, or try to argue the former from the latter, will be declared idiots both in truth and by consensus.

Obviously all the "laws" are meant to mock various oft-seen and often amusing/annoying behavior.

Posted by silverdsl at December 19, 2006 02:35 PM

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